Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The reDiscovery Institute

I am going to pursue a collaboration between my own organization (Group Of Intellectuals Negating Godless Atomism + Generic Atheism) and the re-Discovery Institute. Just look at the wonderful materials they are producing to combat the pernicious theory of the godless chemists.

5 comments:

Jason said...

Ha!! This is great!

Brian said...

I loved this line on their website:

"These periodic tables may be freely reproduced and distributed for educational purposes. Please credit the reDiscovery Institute"

Fancy them wanting credit for it. They probably think that world maps are just as flawed because countries names keep changing, and borders change, etc.

Brian said...

I also love this passage from their site:

Microgravity? Yes! Macrogravity? No!

Microgravity is observable. Release an egg from three feet above your kitchen floor to observe microgravity in action. It will fall. But don't take our word for it. Try it yourself. Next observe macrogravity in action. Perform the same experiment with a very massive object, say an object with the mass of the moon. Oh, wait. The moon is suspended above us. It does not fall. This proves to us that macrogravity does not exist. Microgravity only makes small objects on earth fall. If there is macrogravity, why don't the sun, the moon, and the planets all fall down and hit the earth? Heavenly bodies do not fall, obviously, because there is no macrogravity.

Chris said...

This cracked me up. I definitely just linked this page.

Cobalt said...

Fantastic.